NEVER AGAIN will I ever go shopping with my child when there are no carts available. He clearly cannot be trusted. You know that thing where your kids dont want to come with you so you say "okay, bye!" and walk away behind a corner? Dylan doesn't give a flying flat pancake when I do that. Do you know what he did? He ran into the bedroom department, climbed on the bed and started jumping up and down with his dirty tennisshoes on. Yup. Thats what he did.
Not only that, but he climbed ONTO a shelf and hid behind the pillows. I had to put everything I was carrying down and walk out of the store, and all the way back to the car while he was fighting me to get down and run. So after that, I went to the shoppette, where they did have carts (thank God), to rent a movie and buy some wine. I try to wait as patiently as I can in the long line while Dylan kicks me over and over again. And then some FOOL walks up behind me. "Rough day, huh?" I give him that look that says yes, but please dont talk to me, im not in a friend making mood. About 3 minutes later I hear him laughing to himself. Then he says (to NO ONE), "I just realized why the little dog off Lady and the Tramp calls her owners darling and jim dear, haha..awesome." Speechless.
That wasn't even the creepiest part of my day. Have you ever been challenged to a staring contest by a fish? I have.
