So I'm sitting here watching the news and eating peanut butter out of the jar when a couple of things cross my mind. One- has everyone in this world gone mad? Two- Who allowed this old man who obviously knows nothing about Jesus to preach in America? Three- I wonder if I will be sitting here eating peanut butter when Jesus does come? How embarassing.
Although I really would like to know when that is going to happen so I can buy a new outfit, not even Jesus knows when the rapture will happen. And also, people arent just going to magically dissapear. Everyone will know when its happening. So everyone needs to stop listening to some senile man who quite clearly belongs in a retirement home. And I honestly have no idea what people are talking about Zombies taking over.. but really people?? I dont think I need to do any sort of explaining when it comes to that theory.
Personally I think your all nuts.
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