Ohh Valentines day. A day when flowers and chocolate are three times their normal price, when men all around are fighting over that last red rose or stuffed bear, when women are patiently waiting by the door, practicing their excited face in the mirror and all dressed up just in case someone comes in with a bouquet of flowers.
Yes, we should be loving our partners every day, not just on Valentines day. But who is to say that we don't? I'm tired of listening to people protest and complain about a day that's about something so amazing! So what if Walmart and flower shops are making extra money one day a year? Everyone needs to just take a chill pill, and spring for that five dollar box of candy.
Girls be trippin. No matter how many times they say don't bring me anything because Valentines day is stupid, you know there is going to be an argument later if someone doesn't bring that woman some flowers, because her best friend got 24 red roses.
Just like in high school when they passed out the candy grahams and every girl would be on the edge of her seat waiting for her name to be called. And everyone secretly hated the girl who got like 7 of them from different secret admirers. That was a big deal.
Lucky for my husband he did good this year, complete with a bottle of wine to dull the sound of everyone else shouting "Love sucks!". Go Chad.
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